Fans of Phil Robertson and Clan, of Duck Dynasty fame, are going to the mattresses and the duck blinds. Remember – these are people who are fond of hunting. They’re used to being the predator, not the prey. They’ve created all sorts of websites supporting Robertson. They urge people to support the family, not the show. The Conservative website, Vision to America, sent an e-mail out to all Conservatives listing some of A&E’s advertisers, which we will re-share with you.
Some of the advertisers lean, not surprisingly, the Young Invincibles (but very Convincables that they’re always right): T-Mobile, Samsung, Motorola, Nokia, Microsoft, Verizon. All telecommunications whose customers are young and wired; so wired, that if they were deprived of electricity, they would walk around in circles like Zombies if they’re electricity was cut off. It’s time to send them a message, via their own devices. E-mail them, Twitter them, FB them.
Sensodyne? Well, if you’re into cultural sensitivity, who better to advertise on your network? IHOP? The mecca of the old and hungry, supporting punishment of a Bible-quoter? They might listen to reason. Walgreens? They’re a question mark. Depends on how invested they are in the Obamacare scheme.
Macy’s. The home of Santa Claus. Macy’s is a department store headquartered in the heart of Liberaldom, New York City. You can’t blame them if they duck for cover in this fandango. They’re a good store that’s been under fire from the city for combatting shoplifting. They’re usually on the right side of right, even in the middle of a Progressive-cum-Communist city. I’m for giving them a break.
Progressive. There’s no mystery there. A campaign against a company that named itself for the Progressive political movement is a waste of Twitter characters. They’re certainly not going to listen to Bible-thumpers.
Bass Pro Shops. Now there’s a disgrace. This is a store that caters to fishermen, close cousins of the duck hunters. Fishing is considered one of the most dangerous professions in the world. Right up there with lumberjacking. These are men and women who pray to God every day they go out to sea that they’ll come back safe. Why in the world would they support A&E in this witch hunt against their customers, God-fearing outdoorsman.
BPS must be in fear of the outdoorswomen, who are soft on homosexuality, since gayness is more of a “guy” thing. Outdoorswomen would share an affinity with excluded groups. But this isn’t the same thing. A woman can shoot a gun as well as any man, if she wants to (i.e., Annie Oakley). Two gay men, or women for that matter, cannot produce a life on their own. That’s one of the many reasons God banned them from His kingdom, although He might forgive those who ask for His mercy.
Duck Dynasty supporters (as opposed to A&E), there are your targets. Happy hunting!
T-Mobile: Twitter @TMobile / 1-877-453-1304
Samsung: (PR department) firstname.lastname@example.org / Twitter @samsungtweets / 1-800-726-7864
Motorola: Twitter @motorola / 1-800-734-5870 / 1-847-523-5000
Walgreens: Twitter @walgreens / 1-800-925-4733
IHOP: 1-866-444-5144 / Twitter @IHOP / 1-818-240-6055
Macy’s: (PR Department) email@example.com, 212-705-2434 / @Macys / 1-212-494-3000
Nokia: Twitter @Nokia / 1-888-665-4228
Microsoft: Twitter @microsoft / 1-800-642-7676
Verizon: Twitter @verizonwireless / 1-800- 837-4966
Bass Pro Shops: Twitter @Bass_Pro-Shops / 1-800-494-1300 or 1-800-227-7776
You can also contact A&E directly at firstname.lastname@example.org.